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Trumpet of Patriots

(Australian Slang) A deep, thundering fart; shamelessly delivered in a public place.
Everyone left the Quiet Carriage when Jonno sounded the Trumpet of Patriots.
by Crypto_Saki April 16, 2025
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Trumptard

People who love rapists and committing felons, generally low IQ
Wow, you're such a trumptard. Were you able to finish elementary school?
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Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
by jims gooning May 13, 2025
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trumpeting

Trumpeting is a form of marketing based solely on hype, and that is unbound from any requirement for telling the truth about the product you are selling.
Charlatan: People are calling me every day, asking "Sir, how can we pre-purchase one of your beautiful condos?" There really has never been anything built like this before. The quality is, like, unbelievable. The Emir -- powerful brilliant man that Emir, and great taste, possibly the best taste of any Emir -- couldn't believe what he was seeing when he saw the plans. "Sir, there is no building like this in the world! This penthouse is worth $50M, but you're only asking $20M. Everybody I know will want in on this deal."

Real Estate Agent: Yeah, he sure is trumpeting the new tower he plans to build in Abu Dhabi. That Emir he speaks of? He's bankrolling the entire project and is paying to license the name. The actual tower design is the same as dozens of other towers around the world, so there's no need to pre-purchase this property. In fact you should wait until the tower is built to buy, since it's quite likely the project will be a boondoggle.
by Frustrated_Driver May 30, 2025
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Trumptard

All Trumptards need o be fucking killed
Kill a Trumptard for Jesus
by AssasinateTrump July 4, 2025
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Trumpstein

The nightmarish conflation of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, as the leader of a singularly evil cult of comic book monsters — who just happen to also enjoy fucking, abusing and threatening to kill "women who on the younger side" (AKA children) together as a perk of running their lucrative international extortion ring.
Trumpstein was last seen cowering under a gaggle of Marthas wielding pitchforks.
by Reek O'Shame July 20, 2025
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trumpet sundae

Jack and Yuan spent the night together making a trumpet sundae
Your girlfriend strokes the erection whilst injecting her finger into the butthole creating a trumpet sundae
by Yaqui Ali July 31, 2025
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