threeskin

Smaller than the foreskin, but longer than a twoskin. What you call your foreskin after you put it in a meat grinder. It's usually associated with an onion odor.

Wow Grandma that is some fine tasting threeskin.

by Eric S March 23, 2005

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

chester county threesom

when your jerkin it with both hands

Person A: what did you do last night?
person B: nothing much I had a Chester County threesome while watching the view
Person A: we are no longer friends....

by samuraimoose December 30, 2011

three dick gob

Descriptive of a woman with a particularly wide mouth, such as Julia Roberts or Calista Flockhart.

"OK, she's no oil painting, but one look at that three dick gob and I go weak at the knees".

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Three Thrust Rule

If there is more than three thrusts then it counts as sex. Anyless then it oesn't count.

He thrusted once but it hurt too much so i'm still a virgin.
Yeahh mate three thrust rule.

by Red Hair January 28, 2010

dirty three

Most commonly used to mean a three peice band by the same name, consisting of Violin, Drums, and Guitar. Songs are mostly low key, but very heartfelt, generally considered an amazing band by the few who know about them.

I saw Dirty 3 last night! Amazing!

by Bee2k June 9, 2003

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you

Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.

Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004