Tonsil soccer

When a girl deep throats a mans testicles.

She played tonsil soccer with my balls last night, man

by Bruce Bruce August 14, 2014

tonightfully

Hopefully tonight.

"When are you going to send me the reports?"
"Tonightfully"

by jazzManYa January 7, 2016

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016

tony martin

Best known as Black Sabbath's 5th lead singer (if you don't count Ray Gillen) who lasted from 1987 to 1996 or so. In that time, he produced 5 studio albums with the band: The Eternal Idol, Headless Cross, Tyr, Cross Purposes, and Forbidden. A live album, creatively titled Cross Purposes Live, was also released. Besides Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Martin was the longest-lasting singer in Black Sabbath, excluding their 1992 reunion with Ronnie James Dio. Despite this, The Eternal Idol is the only Martin-era album you can still conceivably find at retail. The other four have been out of print for years now, leaving him to be perhaps Black Sabbath's least known frontman. There's been reports that these albums will be rereleased now that Sabbath's final tour has wrapped up, which will likely lead to more widespread exposure of his work.

Outside of Black Sabbath, Tony Martin has been associated with groups such as The Cage, Empire, Phenomena, and his own solo career.

Black Sabbath proved it could still rock with Tony Martin at the mic.

by BlackSable February 15, 2017

tonsil touchdown

When you finally get to insert your penis into a female's mouth

"Man Alissa was too easy to give Himli a tonsil touchdown"

by MidEvilSpyke March 7, 2017

tongue tally

total number of people that you have made out with

Bro last weekend my tongue tally broke the charts with 23 new people added making it a total of 159 now.

by abol October 8, 2017

Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

by Kassmander March 6, 2019