Spocker with the joy stick

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.

i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

by slick1man June 5, 2009

facebook stocker

Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.

Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.

by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009

The Shocker

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

"I Slipper her the shocker last night"

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

soccer cult

a group of people who are all on the same soccer team and have no other friends. they go to practice together, eat together, and hang out together.

person 1: "hey, lets call our other friends!"
person 2: "we dont have any other friends, remember we are in the soccer cult..."

by HowYouDurrrrrn August 1, 2010

sucker fucker

A sucker fucker is someone who sucks up to a girl that they want to fuck

Tom is a sucker fucker to jillian

by RIX02 November 29, 2017

Soccer Dad

a rare species of dad who usually tells their child to foul. Most of these dads drive pickup trucks or SUV’s.

Guy- “look at that soccer dad, he works so hard taking his kids to soccer”

by Suckanimaginarycock June 30, 2018

scrotum-sucker

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!"

"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

by Quentin January 25, 2004