Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

slappity slap

The noise made when two people are screwing and they're body's make slappy noises

Can you here the slappity slap going on today?

by Bendmems April 10, 2017

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

Slapped

The art of slapping someone so bad, that they drop their own host and leave their team. You can also say, get the slappage, or get raped. It is a great saying if you are playing games, or sports.

Wow man, did you see me slap RecKLeSs, those kids are bad. I never slapped someone so hard.

by SiLkDaSHOCKER September 18, 2009

kuffi slapper

somebody who slaps kuffi's off of someone's head. its simple.

jim jones aka cristal sipper aka kuffi slapper

by blaal September 4, 2004

slapper

Basically mean a Woman that fucks with lots of men. aka(also known as) a Slut.

women fucking a lot with different men.

by wazzzzzzzup July 7, 2005

tank slapping

The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.

Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.

by Christoph October 26, 2005