Mike Petty Ready 

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

Mike Petty Ready by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

Mike Tyson by Tony two timez January 24, 2018

Mike of the Faist 

A true cinnamon roll. American-actor-person. Faist is well known for originating the roles of Morris Delancey in the Broadway musical Newsies, and Connor Murphy in the Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He got nominated for, but did not win, a Tony for his role of Connor, and has won Broadway.com audience choice award(s). He is amazing, and his hair is beautiful.

Mike of the Faist is a true cinnamon roll.

Oh my gosh! I met THE Mike of the Faist! (I wish)

Mike of the Faist by Michael_Dew_Red January 4, 2021

Mike Hunt 

Who's lezbian parents are very filthy and want to see their child mike be made fun of for life.They wanted to name their child mike hunt for reasons whenever they say his name - it brings memories from the night before.

Lezbian parent 1 molly "Where is Mike Hunt?" Lezbian parent 2 anna "Why don't we go find out"

Teacher- "Is Mike Hunt here today?" Smartass kid- "He's actually really sore and won't be at school today."

Mike Hunt by Hannah February 11, 2005

Mike Portnoy 

1) To act over entusiastically

2) To be able to drum extremely well within songs - yet be rubbish at drums solos.

1) When Grandma gave Johnny that jumper for Christmas he acted like a Mike Portnoy

2) He's no Mike Pornoy - he's really good at drum solos.

Mike Portnoy by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

mike judge

not only a genius of retarded humor, but also more "sophisitcated" humor like in king of the hill and office space.
the voices he did with beavis and butthead were particularly amazing, he used tape-overs in the voices because he did both of there voices and they often speak simultaneously. he also did the teachers, and the principal's, among others.

mike judge is up there the creators of south park, and the simpsons, really advancing the cause of animated humor.

mike judge by rilesworth August 24, 2006

Mike Jones 

Who? No really, who? I don't remember. Who? Who is Mike Jones?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! My album, Who Is Mike Jones!
Me: Wow, I really like this rapper, if only I knew what his name was, oh well...

Mike Jones by Icy Wyte June 23, 2022