real metalhead 

A person who knows they listen to real metal, but won't brag or rub it in people's faces. A real metalhead knows alot of bands, listens to either old or new ones, regardless if they're mainstream or underground. A real metalhead doesn't judge others by their appearance or bands they listen to. The way you dress doesn't make you a metalhead.

Dam. That guy is a real metalhead. He knows alot of bands and goes to shows and has a good time. He doesn't care what others think about his appearance.

real metalhead by Skeletonwitch666 January 5, 2016

brutal slamming death metal 

A subgenre of death metal where "slam" riffs and brutality are heavily emphasized. Usually just called slam for short. Slam riffs are characterized by their slow to mid-tempo, low notes, and groove. NOT to be confused with a deathcore/metalcore breakdown.

Chambered Nautilus: "I fucking love brutal slamming death metal."
Giant Isopod: "Same here dude. Have you heard that one sick slam in Devourment's Heaving Acid?"
Emo Jellyfish: "OMG! My favorite slam band is Avenged Sevenfold!"
Chambered Nautilus: *shoots chain lightning at him*

brutal slamming death metal by LegendaryFatRat January 9, 2018

death metal

Actually, Death Metal isn't simply about satan/death/killing ect. Grindcore/death metal masters NAPALM DEATH have had a long history of political statments in thier music. The afformentioned Satan enlightens and brings forth religious ideas and concepts. In reality, Death Metal can be inteligent. However, bands like Obituary and Cannibal Corpse stay true to the no-brains-kill-em-all style, (good fun) but try not to tar all music of one genre with the same brush.

I so wish your thinking power wasn't fueled by ignorance.

death metal by Misery_Emperor. October 15, 2003

Metal Gear Awkward 

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.

Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.

Metal Gear Awkward by mndz October 27, 2008

mentulate 

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.

This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.

Hooker Mentality by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009

metalhead 

a dedicated listener to any kind of metal music. is thouht to be angry and violent and evil, but is less likely to kill than a rapper. DOES NOT require the hair or gear, but must respect the genre for its music and not its image.

metalhead: james, the 40-year-old who lives and breathes music, but has a loving family, kids and is no longer an alcoholic.


retard trying to capitalise on the image: fred, the 24-year-old wannabee metalhead who thinks korn are heavy, and believes that rap has a place in metal.

metalhead by prolific dowloader November 23, 2004