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hipster sex

A form of fully-clothed sexual intercourse, usually practiced by hipsters, who prefer it because it allows them to leave their ultra-tight jeans on during the act. (The process of removing the jeans may take several hours to complete, by which time the need or desire for sex could be dissipated.)
"What are those two people doing? It looks like they're writhing around on top of a copy of Pitchfork magazine, interlocked but fully-clothed."

"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."
by hipster_of_the_month December 4, 2012
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Hipster Hot Potato

The phenomenon of people in a argument, each trying to dismiss the others opinion by claiming it is the opinion a hipster would have.
Ladies and gentlemen, Hipster Hot Potato.
'You're a hipster' 'No YOU'RE the hipster' 'You're such a hipster you call other people hipsters' 'Only a hipster would say that'.
by KidMash July 11, 2010
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Hipstress

A term used to describe a female hipster
That hipstress over there is looking fine in her plaid shirt and her thrift store skinny pants.
by Herbinator March 4, 2009
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Where's My Hippo

Los Angeles based, infamous for sticker bombing both the cities of LA and SD with their hippo character. Has recently expanded to include t-shirts.
Ah shit another hippo head, must've been Where's My Hippo
by Herbert C. Hippo July 3, 2009
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hipefully

Variation of the word hopefully, to be used in situations where you are truly desperate for something to occur.
(Never to be used as a typo for "hopefully")
Fred (by text): I wish it were Saturday. Hipefully I won't sleep through it!
Bob: Dude did you mean hopefully?
Fred: No way! I just really, REALLY don't want to sleep through it!
by hollypiex January 13, 2011
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hipster conundrum

The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.
Damn, I canz not be hipster anymore, too mainstream! Damm hipster conundrum haz I...
by captain capable November 14, 2012
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Teacher-does anybody know the definition oh hippopo...
Student-Dont sayit!!!
Teacher- what? Say hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.
Student-ahhhhhhhh!
by Dorksoun December 4, 2018
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