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gucci gang

A gang led by a rainbow-colored mop. They fleet to middle schools with budgets of 60$ and a bag of chips. It is said that the requirements to be in this gang are:
• Have >2 brain cells.

• Have the ability to drink bleach.
• Yes.

Once you join the Gang of The Gucci, a ceremony is held. You must watch their song unironically and sincerely think that it's good. You earn your first marking after this. It's colored ghurple, the color of idiocy.

You must then proceed to excessively dab to the point of all of your friends leaving you. You earn your second marking, the color asstooth. This signifies idiocy.

The third and final trial, which is called The Butt-Squash, involves putting a live chicken over your head.

Soon, after 3 weeks, you will have transformed into a mop. You are bestowed a lei made out of burgledorf colored flowers. Burgledorf is the color of idiocy.

You are now part of The Gucci. There is now no going back at this point.
My uncle Forp went outside to get milk one day. 17 years later, he hasn't come back. It turns out he has become part of the Gucci Gang.
by CosmicKicks March 12, 2019
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Guilt

One of the worst feelings in the world. It could eat you alive. It could destroy you. Sometimes the only way to get over it is forgetting. But we never forget.
Get me out of this guilt.
by qazdfg April 28, 2011
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Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G
most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies
by Sarge January 11, 2005
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Old Spice Guy

A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,

but before that,

He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,

but before that,

He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.
Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing

through my eardrums.

Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.

Chuck Norris: I'm scared.
by Simsimsalabim July 22, 2010
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gulag

The act of banishing someone to a real or imagined, unpleasantly-harsh, environment where one is forcefully held in literal or figurative imprisonment for an indeterminate period in order to silence said person's public voice.
Oppressive governments simply gulag anyone who dares to publicly speak truth to power. Once that group gets in office they will simply gulag anyone who disagrees with them.
by flemsnopes September 5, 2018
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Guilherme

That Guilherme dude has a strange name but is a cool mothafucka!
by Rancidid January 13, 2009
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Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.
by Jsweet April 22, 2014
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