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festive

"That slice of pizza is festive"
by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 29, 2002
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Festical

Sexual decorations
"I hung all my festicals last night.."
by HowardHughes May 19, 2009
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festuous

The binary opposite of all things pleasant.
Holy crap that huge wart on your face is totally festuous.
by baz00r June 2, 2010
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Festival of the Clom

A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days
Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!
by Shlidmobile January 15, 2013
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Filthy Uncle Fester

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009
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fuck film festival

When a porno addict watches porno movies for hours or days while masturbating.
I got me three fuck films and I am going to jack off all day. Fuck film festival horray!
by blowmenow February 7, 2008
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festinga

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!
by Dr. J March 28, 2004
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