Floppy Drive

When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.

This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!

by deakonlogic May 17, 2018

chinese driver

1. A Chinese person (or any person or Asian appearance) driving a vehicle, most likely badly and too slow. 2. A fellatio game in which the fellatrix braids her hair with a pigtail on either side of her head. The blow job receiver sits in a chair. Kneeling between the legs of her seated partner she allows him to grab a braid in each hand. (For men or those with short hair this game can also be played quite effectively by grabbing the ears). The B.J. reciever may extend his right leg placing his big toe on her clitoris or she may mount his right leg. Either way now he is in the "drivers" seat". To make her go faster he simply screams "vroom" and and steps on the gas (clit) peddle.

3. A sexual position where the female, standing and bent over, is entered from the rear by the standing male. He then proceeds to walk/fuck her around the room trying not to run into furniture. Advanced form is the "Chinese Asshole driver".

1. "Oh my God! Stay away from that car...Chinese Driver!"
2. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei got all Chinese Driver on me last night. Practically tore my hair out."
3. "Oh my God! My face got banged up because Wong Wei fucked me all Chinese Driver last night. I have to go to Ikea and buy all new stuff ."

by Motown John November 8, 2007

Back seat driver

Sex postion involving three men a women and a car. The woman sits reverse cowgirl on the first man in the middle backseat while giving handjobs too the other 2 guys that are in the driver and passenger seats.

Dude that chick is a total back seat driver, trust me i know from experience

by crackaty January 10, 2011

a: drive

~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.

"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"

by Windexter April 16, 2003

nashua drive by

a form of drive by which occurs in the new hampshire city of nashua. since the town is predominantly white (as is the rest of the state) and there is little crime, the people committing the drive by will not shoot or harm their victims, but only stare at them with an intense glare or 'stink eye'. the term does not have to be used only within the city of nashua.

Person: why were those people staring at us like that?

Me: oh they must have been giving us a nashua drive by.

by Just sayin man March 14, 2011

Jaxi Driver

A botter, tosser of butt darts, or semen demen.

I think that bloke might be a jaxi driver.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

test drive unlimited

A great game, with awesome graphics, cool rides, but with hoorrible music!!!
If u have the PS2 version then u r fucked up nigga!!

guy 1: Yo did u play test drive unlimited?
guy 2: Yea i have that game, and the music sucks!!
guy 1: But u can use custom soundtracks
guy 2: I have the PS2 version
guy 1: U r pwnd fool

by thehottie August 4, 2007