Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 06, 2020
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crying toad

When someone is sad and crying . Could describe someone who is coming on their period
Please be nice to be , I ’m a crying toad today .
by Amme nna February 21, 2024
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I had a little cry

I had a little cry.
I had a little cry
by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
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Crying cummed

The action of cumming while crying
"I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"
by MGCs'slut January 04, 2024
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Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry

Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry is a self-explanatory phrase in the Bill Nye Phrases.
Dude1: *is rude*
Dude2: Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry
Dude1: *Breaks down and starts crying*
by Bubmti January 03, 2022
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bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".
Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.
by QuacksO July 21, 2021
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Crying Flustered

When you get flustered with the pit feeling of crying in your stomach and face. Basically, that flood of emotion that causes a bit of a fluster that makes you want to cry. But you hold back the tears and keep it in control, so you don't cry.
Friend: Hey, are you okay, I heard about the breakup.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?

Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.
by Taboo13 April 19, 2018
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