Cryptocuck 

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets

Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book

Cryptocuck by Renmf July 16, 2021

brb crying 

Bastardation of "Be right back, I'm going to cry" or "Be right back, I am crying." Used when one would like to excuse his/her self because he/she is overwhelmingly sad, about to cry, or hysterically laughing. This term is used more commonly on the internet.

(Text messaging): "Dang, your breath smelled like shit today!"
"Wait.. since when?"
"about second or first period when you shoved that entire bag of croutons down your throat"
"brb crying"

brb crying by unajunga December 30, 2013

crystal mountain 

A song by the American metal band "Death," on their 2nd to last album "Symbolic." Crystal Mountain is what you want it to be. Only Chuck Schuldiner knows what it was to him. But whatever it was to him, he was very indirect.The only thing that can be certain is that it was a place where bad things happen. It can be your home, school, work, it can even be your mind...

"Inside crystal mountain, evil takes it's form."
"Inside crystal mountain, commandments are reborn."

crystal mountain by Stuntman Reege January 9, 2008

Crysterbation 

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

Crysterbation by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

David Crystal 

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.

'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'

David Crystal by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

Crystle 

Fabulous and fun-loving. The life of the party. Crystle is beautiful inside and out. Makes the best friend, one you can trust with your life. Selfless and giving. Someone you would be extremely lucky to know. Fabulous cook, but can't bake a cookie to save her life.

My best friend? She's a real Crystle.

Crystle by kejjmh February 1, 2010

crying game

(v.) To find out your girlfriend who you've had intercourse with used to be a man


(v.) To get a woman to undress herself only for her to reveal a penis.


Both definitions come from British Movie the crying game <see definition.

a: why so glum, chum?

B: Jenna told me that she is really a he

a: OMFG you got crying game'd


or


I was touching her up when I felt a lump, I pulled it out and there was a dick that was bigger than mine! I felt like I was in the crying game.

crying game by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004