cryptocuck 

A cryptocuck is someone who is very annoying. They tend to always endorse crypto currency as a "revolutionary" new technology that is great. In reality the crypto market is a zero sum game that can lose all its value in a heart beat. Cryptocucks will generally be into many other things such as suck elon musk's dick for no reason, trying to advertise their shitty coins that are clearly pump n dumps, and trying to ride the band wagon on r/wallstreetbets. Be careful as these guys are extremely dangerous keyboard warriors who will get angry if you screenshot their NFT.

Cryptocuck: Hey john did you see Elon Musk's new hyperloop? Its going to change the world!!!

John: Shut up mike the hyperloop will never work and all you do is advertise your shitty crypto. You're a cryptocuck.

cryptocuck by Spicyspicymeatball123 November 26, 2021

Cryptocuck 

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets

Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book

Cryptocuck by Renmf July 16, 2021

cryptocuck 

One who spams social media with screenshots of fake cryptocurrency giveaways.

"Oh no, Alice is again posting that fake screenshot from Elon Musk about crypto giveaway. "

I know, she's such a cryptocuck.

cryptocuck by urbanronin September 12, 2020

Cryptocuck 

A slur used against NFT makers.

"Hey dude check out this NFT I just made"

"Fucking cryptocuck."

Cryptocuck by svnkistt March 8, 2022

cryptocuck 

Anyone that uses or endorses cryptocurrency unironically as a good long-term investment.

Andy invested in TRON coins, thinking it was a wise investment. Andy is a cryptocuck.

cryptocuck by graciasdaren May 31, 2018

Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.

"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"

Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018

Cryptocunt 

Someone that is clearly a cunt but they continually deny that they are one.

Friend 1: "Hey, should I invite him?"
Friend 2: "Hell no! That guy is a total cryptocunt!"

Cryptocunt by Steel Buckeye April 29, 2014