clicksand

Web content which overwhelms your browser's ability to exit the website.

John kept clicking the "back" button, but to no avail; the porn site had submerged his computer in clicksand.

by zabazuve-ha July 30, 2007

clucksterfuck

A term referring to a clusterfuck of birds, or any avian species; originated on Saturday Night Live. Most commonly used for birdstrikes.

Okay, were approaching a 10-4 turn towards Jersey and-- were having engine failure. With all these geese in the air, it must of been a clucksterfuck. We're going in the Hudson. KABOOSH!

by Pecansarenuts September 20, 2009

clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

Cocks-Length

A term used to define a measurement or distance equal to the length of your penis, usually exaggerated.

Friend: Hey dude, how far is it to Disneyland from Nepal?
Me: Umm, I think it's like 3 Cocks-Lengths.
Friend: Keep dreamin pal!

by 3forint.com September 28, 2012

Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.

Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?

by Dudecaker April 10, 2019

Clock

A typically circular device used to tell the time. It uses three sticks or "hands" that point to numbers and lines that were printed out on a layer of typically painted cardboard attached to the back. This uses about three of these "hands", one the thickest and shortest, (known as the HOUR hand), another that is slightly taller and thinner than the hour hand, (also the MINUTE hand), and the thinnest and longest one, (the SECOND hand). The hour-hand moves across each number or line each HOUR, the minute-hand each MINUTE, and the second-hand each SECOND. These are usually run by batteries nowadays, where the battery turns a series of gears to keep the clock going. Sometimes the clock displays the time directly, on a screen, these are known as digital clocks. You can find something similar displayed on your phone. But some are run by Pendulums! That's pretty cool. These come in many form-factors, too. These are useful machines with good purpose.

Person 1: How do I know when 8:00 comes?

Person 2: Simple, just look at the wall clock.

by Nebulon38 March 16, 2020

Peen Clocked

hitting someone in the face with ur penis
hence the word peen

i peen clocked my girlfriend Danielle in the face

by Cuban711 September 25, 2008