zabazuve-ha's definitions
American League Championship Series. The series which decides the best team in baseball. The winner of the series then goes on to the World Series, a series of late-season exhibition games against a team from the National League.
The Red Sox won the ALCS. Their work finished, they went on to pummel the Cardinals before retiring for the season.
by zabazuve-ha October 29, 2007

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.
Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.
by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."
by zabazuve-ha December 4, 2007

The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.
The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.
by zabazuve-ha September 11, 2007

An organization that is predominantly female and in which feminine viewpoints and behaviors dominate.
The high school faculty meeting lasted for three hours because the members of the gynotocracy just wanted to talk every issue to death.
by zabazuve-ha September 27, 2009

by zabazuve-ha December 26, 2007

Steve found the conversations in the break room of the high school mind-numbingly boring; this was one of the perils of working in a gynotocracy.
by zabazuve-ha February 26, 2008
