A drinking town with a football problem.
"So what if we won ugly?" - Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher
A statement used by manufacturers of
flight data recorders ("black boxes") to alert pilots that there is 1/2 of a second of recording space remaining.
"Oh shit" was the last transmission heard on the black box.
A three-course meal in a glass.
I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.
The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."
Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.
The possessive form of "yall."
Yall's radiator exploded because yall used that car in the demolition derby last weekend.
Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.
Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.
American League Championship Series. The series which decides the best team in
baseball. The winner of the series then goes on to the
World Series, a series of late-season exhibition games against a team from the National League.
The Red Sox won the ALCS. Their work finished, they went on to pummel the Cardinals before retiring for the season.
