zabazuve-ha's definitions

lobster mafia

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.

Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.

by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008

guinness

A three-course meal in a glass.

I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.

by zabazuve-ha December 5, 2007

gynotocracy

An organization that is predominantly female and in which feminine viewpoints and behaviors dominate.

The high school faculty meeting lasted for three hours because the members of the gynotocracy just wanted to talk every issue to death.

by zabazuve-ha September 27, 2009

bedpan community

A community made up almost exclusively of senior retirees.

Cape Coral, Florida is a bedpan community.

by zabazuve-ha December 26, 2007

make me laugh

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."

Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.

by zabazuve-ha December 4, 2007

fuck stick

A missile, bomb, mortar or other explosive device capable of obliterating a large number of people.

Corporal Grady: What are those fuck sticks mounted on the Warthog?

Sgt Schmuckatelli: Those are Sidewinders.

by zabazuve-ha March 17, 2008

cuddling

Post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in sexual fluids.

My girlfriend loves cuddling but I would rather take a shower.

by zabazuve-ha October 7, 2007