guinness

A three-course meal in a glass.
I missed breakfast today so I had a pint of Guinness, which contains all four food groups.
by zabazuve-ha December 05, 2007
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fuck stick

A missile, bomb, mortar or other explosive device capable of obliterating a large number of people.
Corporal Grady: What are those fuck sticks mounted on the Warthog?

Sgt Schmuckatelli: Those are Sidewinders.
by zabazuve-ha March 17, 2008
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gynotocracy

A working environment dominated by women and women's issues.
Steve found the conversations in the break room of the high school mind-numbingly boring; this was one of the perils of working in a gynotocracy.
by zabazuve-ha February 26, 2008
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ho stick

A cane carried by pimps, usually with a gold nugget or other large jewel on the top. Used by a pimp to make a bitch his ho.
Julius touched Laqueesha with his ho stick so now she's his ho.
by zabazuve-ha September 17, 2007
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chicken bus

A schoolbus that has been retired from its academic duties in the U.S. to go face a long, slow death in Latin America. Often painted garish colors and includes numerous religious icons, including the Virgin Mary, displayed prominently within the bus in an effort to reassure passengers. The emissions from one chicken bus equal that of four tractor trailers. Chicken buses often carry chickens in addition to other small livestock.
I only had four sucres left so I couldn't afford the good bus. I caught the chicken bus back to Quito.
by zabazuve-ha July 20, 2007
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Hoochistan

The secret areas in major American cities that offer protected status to hoochie mamas. Manned checkpoints ensure that the hoochies in Hoochistan are sufficiently ghetto fabulous.
The girls could not enter Hoochistan because their skirts were too long and they had no false eyelashes.
by zabazuve-ha September 11, 2007
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oh shit

A statement used by manufacturers of flight data recorders ("black boxes") to alert pilots that there is 1/2 of a second of recording space remaining.
"Oh shit" was the last transmission heard on the black box.
by zabazuve-ha December 18, 2007
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