Blump Crain

To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown

"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."

by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005

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BlumpKate

Familiar to the Blumpkin (male receiving oral sex while excreting solid waste). However, in this case, female is giving oral sex to male while herself, excreting solid waste. Hence, "BlumpKate."

Dude 1: "That's the most badass BlumpKate i've ever gotten!"
Dude 2: "Did she drop a rap-around!?"

by Kate Reblumpkin April 21, 2011

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glass blumpkin boat

Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).

"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."

by CairoXP July 3, 2007

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Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

by Spoof January 22, 2005

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iced blumpkins

a muffin with jizz on it

"Damn that bakery bakes the ill iced blumpkins."

by Psylocibin January 6, 2006

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blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap

goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!

by blither blither blither June 29, 2008

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