19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.

If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024

martyr-19

Virtue signaling, inflexible response to COVID-19 government imposed restrictions. Also used to guilt others into living a Handmaid's tale sort of existence. Highly prevalent in democratic run states.

I haven't left my house in a year. Not to the grocery store, haven't been to a restaurant and I'm home schooling my kids. At least I'm doing my part for the community unlike some people I know...

Dude is such a Martyr-19

by Duckhomermud March 19, 2021

COVID-19

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.

The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.

by Barakobam October 14, 2020

October 19

This is the day guys get to do everything they want with their girl:) so guys grab this opportunity maybe u have a chance to watch Star Wars. Or maybe just fuck the shit out of her, you decide.

Boy: hi babe it’s October 19
Girl: Please fuck me daddy

by Bj5 October 19, 2019

September 19

Cutest people ever, like I mean hot and pretty, so if you know one pick them up and ask them out

My birthday is September 19th
Ohhhh, no wonder I love you ;)

by Daddy's barbie June 26, 2021

Fauxvid-19

Side effects felt after getting a COVID-19 vaccine.

Got the vaccine and am glad to be back in the swing of things after a short bout of fauxvid-19.

by just-a-thought April 20, 2021

Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.

I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022