BeatMeatRepeat's definitions

my 600 pound life culture

A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.

Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!

Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.

Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs

by BeatMeatRepeat May 8, 2023

whoresplaining

when a low quality female tries to explain why sleeping with many dudes is acceptable.

Dude get rid of that whoresplaining sack of shit you call a girlfriend

by BeatMeatRepeat October 7, 2023

pussy culture

when being a pussy becomes the social norm. activities involved with pussy culture include:

-excessive watching of entertainment
-has no community groups/non profits they are involved with
-lack of exercise and physical movement
-engaging in few activities on their free time
-continuing the 9-5 slave grind

-hates their life and their job
-is depressed
-is broke

were going to be going spearfishing tomorrow, you need to come
naw im like busy this weekend, i hate the ocean
shut the fuck up about this pussy culture bullshit your fat ass only sits on the couch the whole weekend.

by BeatMeatRepeat February 8, 2023

cotton candy flavored lung cancer

Another way to say vaping.

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021

Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

Big pharma fetish

When someone almost always chooses pharmaceutical pills to handle their body problem even when there are more effective and less damaging methods of fixing their body problems. This person has an obsession with pills, they ignore healthy eating habits and want all their problems to be fixed by these pills. being sick & under the thumb of big pharma is their fetish and their goal in life.

instead of doing paleo & intermittent fasting or going on a diet joe decided to be a fat lazy bitch with a big pharma fetish and started taking weight loss medications.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 1, 2022

Pimpchester Bishop

The bishop of Winchester England who started the very first brothels in England. This Bishop pulled in stacks of cash from this. He did this during a time where prostitution was illegal. This is one of the many instances where Christian clergy has hired prostitutes.

God damn, that location to open your "library" will turn you into the Pimpchester Bishop!

by BeatMeatRepeat August 24, 2022