Pimpchester Bishop

The bishop of Winchester England who started the very first brothels in England. This Bishop pulled in stacks of cash from this. He did this during a time where prostitution was illegal. This is one of the many instances where Christian clergy has hired prostitutes.

God damn, that location to open your "library" will turn you into the Pimpchester Bishop!

by BeatMeatRepeat August 24, 2022

cotton candy flavored lung cancer

Another way to say vaping.

Joe how's that cotton candy flavored lung cancer?
Man this pod is so fucking good man, want a hit?
nah lung cancer ain't for me bro

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2021

Shallow pockets workplace

A poorly run for profits workplace that for some reason doesn't have enough money to pay its employees fairly in comparison to their production. A symptom of a shallow pockets workplace is raises that are raises less than 2.50$.

Fuck shallow pockets workplaces.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 12, 2022

e-cucking

When you watch 2 more people have sex online.

Due to bob's lack of skills with women he resorted to e-cucking as a replacement.

by BeatMeatRepeat July 23, 2023

Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.

I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022

The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.

Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022

my 600 pound life culture

A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.

Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!

Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.

Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs

by BeatMeatRepeat May 08, 2023