procrasterbate

1) Being to lazy to masterbate you occupy yourself with other tasks.
2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks

1) Dude, I'm so tired I've been procrasterbating all day.
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question

by Paul Elekes May 6, 2008

procrastibake

to procrastinate by baking. come anytime assessment is due, you (or your friends) feel the need to make lots of little delicious things that can be eaten preferably whilst on a lunch break with fellow procrastibakers at a library etc. usually sweet in nature, favourites include muffins, banana bread, cakes, and scones. however, the more complex the recipe, the greater time not spent studying!

has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.

Hayley had a nasty essay to write for Psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.

by danzarella May 16, 2010

Procrastillusion

To procrastinate a task by substituting it with a task which gives the illusion of being relevant to the task one is actively delaying.

Wasting hours surfing for the best To Do List software and setting it up (instead of actually doing anything on the list) would give the procrastillusion of starting the task.

by Giggity Geek September 16, 2009

procrasturbate

to beat the meat nonstop over a specific interval of time, pause for a short while, then continue jerking violently, repeating the process as desired; although frequently time consuming, the on-off duty of manning the post often terminates in a forceful and messy yet satiating and pleasant explosion.

I usually follow the 5-minute on, 5-minute off rule for about an hour during my procrasturbation session, at the end of which I acquire the power of vertically projectile cumshots.

My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!

by theking07 January 21, 2010

procrasti-booking

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

procrasterbate

to masterbate instead of doing an unwanted duty.

he never does his homework. he would rather procrasterbate.

by ruberbandman November 6, 2011