biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.

AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!

biting the plank by jockthecock November 16, 2010

wank the plank 

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.

Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.

wank the plank by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015

carton of plank 

Something John wants to hide

Where can I hide this carton of plank

carton of plank by Sanee April 2, 2017

diving off the pirate plank 

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

diving off the pirate plank by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

Walk the Plank by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

The Pipe and Plank 

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.

Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss

The Pipe and Plank by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022

snap a plank 

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

snap a plank by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023