by Bruhman10 August 28, 2020
by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023
Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
by Vocabnerd October 30, 2020
by zakdwyeragain November 01, 2010
Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?
Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!
Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn
Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
by Rotten_Cum December 28, 2021
v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 02, 2010