Crosswind pee

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

by Itznoone June 6, 2023

Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018

Pee Bucket

"Pee Bucket"

pē - buck·et : The sexual act of uriniating within anothers anus. This can be planned out ahead of time with your partner, though the preferred method is to approach with disconcert.
Known variations: "Corked Pee Bucket",

I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night!

"I totally gave that girl a Pee Bucket last night by urinating in her anus!"

by ESOM67676 April 18, 2018

Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

Mustard pee

Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy

I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.

by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017

Pee relief

When you have to pee so bad and you finally make it to the toilet especially when it is just in time and your about to relieve yourself in your pants or panties

- I have to pee so bad rn

- pee relief is the best!

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 24, 2018