Pee Stick

How a 2 year old says Penis, Dick, Cock, or Wang.

Timmy: Mama, why do you like to suck on Daddy's pee stick?
Mama: Timmy, you've got a lot to learn.

by RonniesLetsPlays October 20, 2020

peeing red

Snowboarder slang: a praising exclamation for an epic maneuver successfully accomplished but with some pain or injury.

"Whoa Dude! How did you survive that epic booter? Peeing red!!!"

by CoyoteLoki September 24, 2013

Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021

Faux Pee

The stream of water that sometimes comes off your wiener in the shower.

"Are you peeing in my shower?!"
"Relax, it's just faux pee."

by baconhaver November 21, 2018

Pee mug

A mug that's full of human urine that you try to hide form your mother

Noun

OH NO! Mom found the pee mug!

by RunUpAJew April 6, 2019

pee walker

Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.

My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.

by Cully Mumbles September 29, 2017

Aggressive peeing

When 5th period is starting and you're still in the washroom, so you pee as fast as you can to get there on time.

Sometimes when you pee too hard you can feel the friction inside of you. It's also rlly loud and sounds like a minigun. Other people might hear it from other stalls, so be careful if attempted.

Rachel: Yoooooo Imogen do you hear that shit bro
Imogen: What is it? Stuff sounds like the trenches back in 'Nam
Maria: No worries sis its just that girl Hannah aggressively peeing again.
Hannah: *aggressive peeing*

by chimpkinpls69 June 1, 2020