Murphmaxxing

Jerking to sissy while being immensly chopped and not having a vape

Mom caught me Murphmaxxing and sent me to a boy's home

by Generalbooty12 February 11, 2025

Murphin It

The act of sexually eating a banana to entice or to arouse the people around you.

Hey man, quite murphin It with that, you know how Becky acts when she sees bananas.

by anonymous February 27, 2025

Murphed

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.

If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.

by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025

The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations

“Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”

by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019

Mrs.Murphey

The teacher that tells you to get a life when you say skskskks

Girl: skskksk
Mrs.Murphey: get a life

by And I ooooop skskskksks October 23, 2019