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Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.
Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"
by tickletackle November 28, 2010
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Truth or Dare Master

One who pwns in all matters truth and/or dare related.
Tony crawls into bed with Madeleine's slumbering father. "I'm sorry," he says. "It's just this truth or dare thing."

Tony is thus crowned the Truth or Dare Master.
by Fatimeh December 9, 2008
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mister

A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.
"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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Cock Master

1. To be a homosexual male: master of the cock

2. Someone/thing which you dont like very much
1. His lover is a cock master.
2. damnit leroy... why do you have to be such a cock master?
by Linds June 2, 2004
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Mister

Mister Is a smart, loving, trustworthy, handsome, ladies man. He is very outgoing and is not scared of anything. All the girls like him in some strong way. He has strong hates for many people but also strong loves😘😙. If a mister likes someone, he will 80% od the time get the gurl. A mister is the bae everyone wants.😘
Gurl 1:You see that nice guy over there.
Gurl 2: yes he MUST be a Mister
by Lolmisterhere May 26, 2018
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mastearbate

To intentionally cause oneself to cry.
We caught Jeff mastearbating in front of a chick because he thought it'd get him laid.

Lets mastearbate together.
by paradox222 April 29, 2008
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