Crush Philosophy

One having the thought of an opposite gender and they soon appear out of no where, leaving you in distraught and anxiety attacks.

Not knowing love but thinking you know Crush philosophy

by Potato Crisps May 23, 2018

armpit crush

A strong urge to orally pleasure someone's armpit.

Dude had a serious armpit crush on her.

by BadRonald January 30, 2016

crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 20, 2003

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

emergency crush

A guy/girl who you like but you already have a crush. So it's basically a backup if your crush rejects/leaves/hates you.

Guy A.: I like her, she's cute but I already have a crush.
Guy B.: So she's your emergency crush bro.

by Ringo16 July 15, 2016

crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

Hall Crush

When you see somebody really and you dont really talk to them or only see them in the hall or shopping mall

lilly: Omg look at him
Jess: do you have a crush on him?
lilly: no I don't think so, just a hall crush

by jacob not saggitarius September 4, 2021