blumpklestilskin

When you awake on the toilet to find you are getting head from an old man

after a long drinking with your grandpa you pass out on the toilet.
Wake and find gramps giving you head.
That's a blumpklestilskin

by Big dick blaque November 25, 2013

blumpkinsaurus rex

Someone who stands when giving a blumpkin because the floor is far too disgusting to kneel on. In this position the arms are close to the body resembling T-Rex arms, and the person looks like a dinosaur munching on its poopy-smelling prey.

Ask that girl to the bathroom, I hear she's a real blumpkinsaurus rex.

by Mr. Bumphuck December 4, 2013

Blumpty Dumpty

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014

blumpski

The act of taking a shit while a female does a line of cocain off your dick.

Dude, I just went to the bathroom with this chick and got an amazing blumpski.

by RedDragonMaster June 24, 2016

blumpkin bomb

While a man is shitting and receiving a bj another man runs in as you finish and shoves her head between his legs into the shitty water

I sure gave marge from hr a nice blumpkin bomb this morning.

by Mr the sandwich March 20, 2017

Blumparooni

The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.

I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.

by UrDiction September 3, 2018

Blumpelrumpskin

To recive a blowjob from a woman sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea,

She did a blumpelrumpskin to him at the party

by Alan j Osmond May 31, 2019