A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.
Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.
by Aohaku July 20, 2016
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A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!
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by Sweetiepirate May 27, 2019
Get the Transyphilis mug.1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.
2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
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by Bald1 January 11, 2020
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