Suck the hind tit 

To get a raw deal or the short end of the stick. Derived from the behavior of barnyard pigs. The "runt" or weakest piglet is forced to nurse on the tit farthest back on the mother pig, which gives the least nourishment.

The elderly tend to have to suck the hind tit when it comes to social services.

Suck the hind tit by Big Dick's Halfway Inn November 14, 2005

sucking hind tit 

Not getting a fair share. Many female mammals have multiple rows of breasts, for example dogs. Typically the rear most pair of breasts is smaller and less developed than the rest. Hence a pup nursing from the rear most breast is likely to receive less milk than other nursing pups. Hind means rear most. Tit is slang for breast.

Since the introduction of Windows '95, Apple Computer has been sucking hind tit.

sucking hind tit by Chicago God April 11, 2005

suck tit

what you call someone who is a big baby or afraid to do something adventurous, or has no courage, - meaning "you are such a baby you might as well still be sucking your mother's tit (breast)."

You don't want to play hockey without a helmet, you "suck tit"?

suck tit by Verona Bythesea January 24, 2009

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

Flatter than a witch's tit by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Spine Tit 

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).

'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'

Spine Tit by 7678 April 30, 2009

Armenian tit whistle 

When one ejaculates with precision on a (Armenian) female’s nipple hair, whilst proceeding to pluck said nipple hair and hastily manufacture a duck call.

The Armenian tit whistle is ideally performed in the wilderness so the Duck call does not go to waste as they are rare highly complicated to fashion.

Me and my boy Andre were hungry so he gave his bitch a ATW (Armenian tit whistle) and blew a fucking mallard out of the sky.

I though she was cool but she wouldn’t let me make a Armenian tit whistle with her. Fucking vegan

Armenian tit whistle by James corporately September 7, 2022

bob marley's tit mouse 

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.

Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!

bob marley's tit mouse by Sally666lol June 27, 2016