Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge October 3, 2008

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

Sticky Tits!

A way to express something that's cool.

Person 1: Awww Noice, STICKY TITS!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just prestiged in COD!

by Shoo' man? May 12, 2010

gravy tits

Man with large breasts.

look at that guy with all those "gravy tits".... yeah!

by Rundi October 22, 2014

fat tits

A woman who has large breasts, but the size of her breasts is due to the fact that she is overweight, not becuase she would be naturally busty.

Yeah, Kimberly got some big titties, but they fat tits man, you take a look at her stomach?

by Beemer December 30, 2008

Tits Montgomery

Tits Montgomery describes someone who drives a white Chevy Cavalier with two blue stripes, and this person is also a crafty, seemingly magical gnome.

Your car and yourself makes you a Tits Montgomery.

by Syn Gatton December 22, 2009

cinnamon tits

your loved ones perfect tits not too big or too small

or just a way to refer to them as your loved one

come here cinnamon tits

by maami June 19, 2010