Smokin Some Crack

To be free from having to do anything;opposite of shooting some terrorists

Bob are you sst? No John ill be Smokin some crack tonight.

by Chrysto Meth May 5, 2008

Smoking Food

When someone assumes someone else is chatting shit, full of shit and acting like a dickhead and its under the influence of drugs.

Man 1: Oi blud im gonna knock you the fuck out.

Man 2: Hah! Are you smoking food?

by LG... March 11, 2009

smoking penis

Trippin over nothing.

Bro, are you smoking penis?

by Gavyou June 1, 2017

smoking the white owl

A slightly outdated term for being intubated in the medical profession. Endotracheal tubes used to be made of white opaque plastic like a white owl cigar tube.

That last case from yesterday is still smoking the white owl in the SICU.

by Bartow Snooks March 29, 2020

Cock smoking mullet

A person or persons who choose not to be affiliated the Facebook group known as Pipe Dreamz

Jacob thought the group was lame and chose to leave the group like a cock smoking mullet.

by Reltubhcaz1977 June 11, 2020

smoke solid crew

gang of lazy stoners who populate a caravan in north walsham

aaahh the smoke solid crew strike again

by steven thompson February 26, 2004

Smoke me up

Used to ask someone for (or to return) a favor. Deriving from weed culture for when someone lets you smoke their weed with them for free, is now often used to ask for any kind of favor.

Bro, I’m fuckin broke until I get paid next Friday. Could you smoke me up on a couple beers tonight? I’ll for sure get you back next weekend.

by Legalizeitall666 June 20, 2018