White Smile

The weird, vague smile a white person gives you when you pass them on the street.

They usually give you the feeling that you just screwed up your entire life and your non existent children and the neighbors dog.

"I just walked past Tom at the office and he gave me the white smile." "I'm tired of white smiles. Its like they don't even mean it."

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

Devious smile

Cunning smile, indicates that one is “up to something.”

The grinchs’ devious smile indicates he might have a plan to ruin christmas.

by You’rewelcome May 7, 2018

pfizer smile

The smile you have after getting vaccinated with pfizer covid 19 vaccine.

I just got the pfizer jab and now I am stuck with the pfizer smile

by bbliss17 June 13, 2022

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

Fresh banana smile

The act of putting the freshly washed side shaft of one's penis between someone's lips from the side thus creating the fresh banana smile.

Jake turned Sally's frown upside down by giving her a fresh banana smile.

by Marquenta November 27, 2015

you should smile more

A coded phrase with origins in the work place to reject someone when no legitimate reason can be found.

“Thank you Tim this concludes your performance review. However, we’ve decided not to proceed with promotion at this time.”
“Oh, ok. Can I ask why.”
“I want to feel you’re a part of this team. Tell you what, you should smile more, it’ll help you project yourself.”

by Anonimuchinternestu June 8, 2018

Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end

Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019