Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. by luna de angelis December 1, 2021
Get the simpmug. Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp
by simp4ever April 24, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
sum girl: But I don't wanna be your minecraft girlfriend!
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
by music.lover078 March 4, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
one of the “bros” who stopped hanging out with all the bro’s to try to get some poon. usually named austin or reese
by gimmedatpussy999 January 2, 2020
Get the simpmug.