Romanian train suck is when a gypsy hoe is giving you head in a train toilet, spits the cum in your eye and nicks your wallet.
Marcel: Dude. Can you go buy me some beer for party.
Cornel: Shit. I can't. I don't have my ID. I got a Romanian train suck last weekend and it was in the wallet.
Marcel: Damn. I feel you dude. No problem.
A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.
Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes