Ruben

a cocky! sun of a beach. thinks he's hot stuff...usually stares into mirrors to stare at his mussels. likes to take things from other people. sometimes acts gay.but thats just ruben.very flirtatious but cares for most people.loves to dance in parking lots while asking for money from hobos.

Stop being a ruben your embarrassing me!

by loral69 November 21, 2011

rubberbanding

Prior to sexual intercourse, the male ties the contraceptive around his member, instead of fully covering said unit. This creates a "kink in the garden hose," preventing sperm reach the female's egg. It also provides a "ribbed for her pleasure" addition. One really, really big rib.

Keshawn: "Yo dog, did you pound dat last nite?"

DeVante': "Yup."

Keshawn: "You wear yo Jimmy Hat?"

DeVante': "Naw dog. I was rubberbanding that shit."

4 years later, Devante' lived in Detroit and had 137 children. 137 of the dumbest little bastards you had ever seen. Have you seen DeVante'?

by cheeznipplez September 5, 2014

rubber band

a thing you use to hold things such as posters on that circular shape while carrying it from one place to another

dude were is my rubber band

by Sarah June 5, 2004

rubberneckin

The act of looking from side to side repeatedly when driving in unfamiliar territory and trying to find a specific location or marker.

Passenger: Whats that guy doing?
Driver: Which guy?
Passenger: The one in the car ahead of us.
Driver: Rubberneckin. Must be lost.

by luggs78 January 21, 2004

Rubber Necking

To lick, blow, and suck on a mans junk WITH a condom on.

OOooo Gurl I had to do some Rubber Necking to my man last night, I dont want to get pregnant again.

by El_Lindo June 30, 2011

rubber

Some kind of grippy substance. Capable of absorbing electricity, and smells bad when burnt.

I suck at flinging rubber bands.

by dj_gs68 November 6, 2003

ruben's

a euphemism for a restaurant or some sort of eating establishment that is non-descript

Let's go to that Ruben's down the street tonight for dinner; Ya know, the one with the family sports pub?

by Pierskin November 30, 2006