1 definition by cheeznipplez
Prior to sexual intercourse, the male ties the contraceptive around his member, instead of fully covering said unit. This creates a "kink in the garden hose," preventing sperm reach the female's egg. It also provides a "ribbed for her pleasure" addition. One really, really big rib.
Keshawn: "Yo dog, did you pound dat last nite?"
DeVante': "Yup."
Keshawn: "You wear yo Jimmy Hat?"
DeVante': "Naw dog. I was rubberbanding that shit."
4 years later, Devante' lived in Detroit and had 137 children. 137 of the dumbest little bastards you had ever seen. Have you seen DeVante'?
DeVante': "Yup."
Keshawn: "You wear yo Jimmy Hat?"
DeVante': "Naw dog. I was rubberbanding that shit."
4 years later, Devante' lived in Detroit and had 137 children. 137 of the dumbest little bastards you had ever seen. Have you seen DeVante'?
by cheeznipplez September 5, 2014