Robert aka leprechaun

a weird irish kid who fucks every hot chick he sees

That Robert aka leprechaun is a friggin perv lol

by phonics monkey December 15, 2008

Robert Garcia III

(n,v,adj,adv) He works on I75, I10, I95, I26, and I20. His reputation is known throughout the southeastern region of the United States. He runs the south (See: World's most interesting man).

Teach me to be Robert Garcia III. I went Robert Garcia III on that hoe. Is it breezy out here, or am I just about to blow Robert Garcia III.

by World's most interesting woman October 13, 2012

Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.

Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.

Robert loves to court underage girls!

by whatevs2 July 24, 2020

Robel

Robel is the type of guy to make the most random gay comments out of nowhere. His go to phrases are I like men, and do you want to kiss. He’s the gayest person you’ll ever meet. Even though he is very out of pocket he can be slightly nice at times. Also, at 12 o clock in the morning you might receive a text from him about among us or a really weird, and most likely gay fan fiction.

Guy 1: Hi how is your day going

Guy 2: pretty good
Robel: do you want to kiss?
Guy 1: of course daddy robel

by Daddyrobel January 6, 2022

Sloppy Robert

It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.

You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.

It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.

Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.

by slobpop April 8, 2011

Robert Pattinson

A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.

Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."

by forthright December 3, 2011