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lady pond

She made me want to take a deep in the lady pond.
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Ponx

A term coined by modern DIY punk rockers describing either:

a: A "punk" that forgot 1977 was over 30 years ago and still thinks bondage pants, giant glue-smeared mohawks, and raising a middle finger for no apparent reason is still cool. These "punks" also exclusively listen to bands such as the Germs, The Ramones, The Casualties, Rancid, Misfits etc.

b: A "punk" who, although looks 100% less ridiculous than their mohawk flaunting, middle finger raising cousins, isn't even punk at all. These kids can sometimes blend into a real punk crowd but in reality have no understanding of the true meaning and ideals of DIY punk rock. These "punks" generally listen to bands such as New Found Glory, A Day To Remember, The Wonder Years, Blink-182 etc.

The term can also be used in jest to describe something that was in fact very punk.
Example 1:

Punk 1: "That guy with the liberty spikes has a Misfits back patch."

Punk 2: "Lol, what a ponx!"

Example 2:

Ponx: "Dude, have you heard New Found Glory's new record? I absolutely love punk rock!"

Punk: "Fuck no! those guys are a bunch of Ponx! Go listen to some Trash Talk or Punch."

Example 3:

Punk 1: "That Loma Prieta show last night was amazing."

Punk 2: "You know it dawg! Up the Ponx! lololol"
by thealmightypat October 27, 2011
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pondy

"pondy" is a slang for porn movie/video in 'IIT' lingo (the set of slangs commonly used in the Indian Institutes of Technology). It originates from a Hindi corruption of the word 'porn'.
A: Dude I've seen this awesome physics textbook and I have to jerk off.

B: Oh? Don't worry I have just the right pondy clips for you.
by imbesty November 6, 2010
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ping pong

A sexual act involving three people. One person is on all fours while they are fucked in the mouth as well as the ass or vagina. Usually takes place with two men as the ''paddles'' and one woman as the ''ball''. The paddles knock the ball back and forth. The men knock the woman back and forth.

Any combination of males and females can be utilized during this act based on the sexual interests of those partaking. However if a man is the 'ball' the option of a ''paddle'' fucking the vagina is emlininated. In this case only the mouth and anus may be used...unless you're into some crazy shit.
John and Pete ping-ponged the shit out of Laura!
by Don Clark August 23, 2005
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Ponyover

A state of being that can only be achieved after going to Pony. It is far-worse than a normal hangover.
A Ponyover can alter ones body clock, physical abilities and perception of reality for up to several weeks.
Comparable to jet-lag, if you had just flown around the world 5-times.
Eg. 1
"Hey man, should we get some breakfast?"
"Its 4.30pm"
"Shit. Ponyover."

Eg.2
"I should definitely NOT be driving. I have a Ponyover."

Eg.3
"Happy hump day!"
"Fuck off, i still have a ponyover."
by Pony Ambassador May 19, 2008
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Driftless Pony Club

A Chicago based Indie band, one fourth of which has the power to make Explosion Wednesday a thing. Explosion Wednesday SHOULD be a thing.
"Hey, did you go see Driftless Pony Club last Explosion Wednesday?... Not that it's a thing."
"Yea they were great... except for CRAIG, who kept not making Explosion Wednesday a thing."
by Henry, the Observer October 25, 2011
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The Limping pony

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.
I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.
by Renob Champ March 7, 2010
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