Mastahating

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

MASTER CHIEF

The best most badass soldier ever created and also can take on a legion of (grunts) (jackals) and (elites) by himself

MASTER CHIEF is so badass

by MASTER CHIEF 117 November 18, 2016

mastaurbating

Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'

It's masterbating, not mastaurbating!
-UNKNOWN 2016

by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016

master quicky bate

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work

Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

mastallbate

Masterbation in a public restroom stall.

After seeing that girl in her yoga pants, I just had to mastallbate!

by DiabloNino September 4, 2019