Jake

Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his best friend Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become extremely aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly your worst nightmare. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.

Friend 1: Omg! Jake just came up to me and asked me out!
Friend 2: Oh no, he didn't! You said no right?!
Friend 1: Um, what? No, I said yes of course!
Friend 2: But Jake is fucking insane! You'll never be able to break up with him without being called a cunt and getting slapped in the face!
Friend 1: I've got to break up with him!!
Friend 2: Uh, yeah no, too late now babe.

by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019

Jake Neithercoat

A lower dauphin middle school student that is very quiet but out of school is the life of the party. He takes shit from no one outta school. There have been reports of people hanging in trees holding on for dear life. He is a genius in school. He gets straight A's constantly. In his free time he acts like a giraffe and eats grass. That's how he's so skinny.

jake neithercoat was putting kids in that tree over there.

by Bigdaddyjakeypoo May 1, 2019

Pull a Jake

To pull a Jake is to backstab everyone and secure their false sense of power/leadership by creating lies and fantasy's about their selves and of others.

I think he is going to pull a Jake.

by madman587587 January 21, 2010

jake

A term from the west of Scotland for an alcoholic or drunk person. In the latter case, it is usually applied to underage drinkers.

"Jesus, did you smell that jakey bastard?"

Young Ned- "Haw mister, gonnae go intae that coarner shoap an get us a bottle ae Buckie?"
Mister- "Fuck off you wee jake."

by Paisley_Jake June 1, 2006

jaked

To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.

Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.

by uhfsdhfusdh August 9, 2007

Jake

1. (v., inf) (To Jake Up) Jake - To destroy; to dishevel; to misconstrue; to be unaware and not understand an assignment 2. to undeliberately, yet completely mess something up that needs work. 3. To pretend that someone else's work is your own, and interperet that work as such, without really having done anything yourself.

John: Oh man, I can't believe that Jeff did that. He pretended that the problem was fixed, and that he did all the work on it.

James: Really? Did he actually fix the problem, though?

John: No, he just stole my idea and jaked it up further.

James: Then go Jake up his ride.

by Xandir Wifflebottom Cruise August 16, 2008

Jake Paul

A former vine star who should really just stop his career because we all know his brother "Logan" is the true talent. Also he is some white kid who thinks he has what we call "bars" but actually doesn't. Just because he has money he exploits his wealth as shown in his cringe worthy/half assed music video. Driving a white Lamborghini with the doors up because we didn't know doors for cars can do that. Lastly, he's some white kid who has a sqaud full of people who think they are all that. He's terrorizing his neighborhood so just shows you why you would "not" want to be friends with him! Don't forget he loves to exploit women also just get views just like vine used to do to get loops or vine used to do!

Don't be a Jake Paul

by Slicknick889 July 23, 2017