6 definition by Disappointmxnt

The nice guy that you sit behind in almost all of your classes. He is impossibly tall and hot, and what most girls would call the perfect guy. He treats you like a queen, and laughs at all of your jokes, even when they aren't funny at all. He has enough humour to make a room full off people roll around laughing. He's smart, but not so smart that you feel dumb compared to him. He's the one that any girl would be lucky to have.

Laughing so hard I dropped my iPhone in the pool and a purple mushroom screamed tacos while I was dancing the limbo.

A sad coma is when you become so sad and depressed, that you fall down a spiral of depression and don't have the willpower to move from your bed/couch/floor/pile of trash.

Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his best friend Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become extremely aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly your worst nightmare. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.

To be "M.I.A" means to be "Missing In Action". This refers to when someone disappears without telling anyone and they begin to wonder where they are, but have no idea where.

Someone that steals books. This word is fairly useless as it is two syllables longer than "book thief", which makes more sense than saying this long ass word.