6 definitions by Disappointmxnt
Someone that steals books. This word is fairly useless as it is two syllables longer than "book thief", which makes more sense than saying this long ass word.
Barb: Did you hear about the biblioklept that stole books from the library?
Normal person: Why the hell did you use that word??
Normal person: Why the hell did you use that word??
by Disappointmxnt July 6, 2019
Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his best friend Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become extremely aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly your worst nightmare. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.
Friend 1: Omg! Jake just came up to me and asked me out!
Friend 2: Oh no, he didn't! You said no right?!
Friend 1: Um, what? No, I said yes of course!
Friend 2: But Jake is fucking insane! You'll never be able to break up with him without being called a cunt and getting slapped in the face!
Friend 1: I've got to break up with him!!
Friend 2: Uh, yeah no, too late now babe.
Friend 2: Oh no, he didn't! You said no right?!
Friend 1: Um, what? No, I said yes of course!
Friend 2: But Jake is fucking insane! You'll never be able to break up with him without being called a cunt and getting slapped in the face!
Friend 1: I've got to break up with him!!
Friend 2: Uh, yeah no, too late now babe.
by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019
The nice guy that you sit behind in almost all of your classes. He is impossibly tall and hot, and what most girls would call the perfect guy. He treats you like a queen, and laughs at all of your jokes, even when they aren't funny at all. He has enough humour to make a room full off people roll around laughing. He's smart, but not so smart that you feel dumb compared to him. He's the one that any girl would be lucky to have.
Friend: Omg, I heard you and Ely were a thing now!
You: Oh, yeah, do you think we're a good match?
Friend: He's Ely, he's a good match for anyone! Yes, of course, I'm so happy for you!
You: Aw, thank you so much!
You: Oh, yeah, do you think we're a good match?
Friend: He's Ely, he's a good match for anyone! Yes, of course, I'm so happy for you!
You: Aw, thank you so much!
by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019
Laughing so hard I dropped my iPhone in the pool and a purple mushroom screamed tacos while I was dancing the limbo.
Ella: lshidmiitpaapmstwiwdtl! Do you know what that means?
Mom: Laughing so hard I dropped my iphone in the pool and a purple mushroom screamed tacos while I was dancing the limbo.
Ella: BEST. MOM. EVER.
Mom: Laughing so hard I dropped my iphone in the pool and a purple mushroom screamed tacos while I was dancing the limbo.
Ella: BEST. MOM. EVER.
by Disappointmxnt July 6, 2019
To be "M.I.A" means to be "Missing In Action". This refers to when someone disappears without telling anyone and they begin to wonder where they are, but have no idea where.
Friend 1: Have you heard from Jack recently?
Friend 2: No, he's been M.I.A since last Tuesday.
Friend 1: Wait really? No one knows where he is?
Friend 2: No, he's been M.I.A since last Tuesday.
Friend 1: Wait really? No one knows where he is?
by Disappointmxnt July 11, 2019
A sad coma is when you become so sad and depressed, that you fall down a spiral of depression and don't have the willpower to move from your bed/couch/floor/pile of trash.
Friend 1: Have you see Chelsea recently?
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.
by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019