The Hammer

The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.

Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."

Dude 2: "Fuck..."

The Hammer by Pimp Daddy Crack Dealah February 26, 2013

Purple Headed hammer of justice 

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.

'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'

Purple Headed hammer of justice by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006

The Akron Hammer 

The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."

The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.

guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."

guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."

The Akron Hammer by Michelle Beadle is a bitch December 25, 2009

Hebrew Hammer 

A man is getting a woman from behind and donkey punches her in the back of the head. When she turns around in pain the man circumcises himself and throws the foreskin in her face. He then yells OPAH and runs away. He does all of this while wearing a yamaka.

Last night I gave Shirley the old Hebrew Hammer....obviously she's pissed at me.

Hebrew Hammer by lights on April 19, 2011

swinging hammer 

A refernce in the Red Hot Chili Pepper's song "Dani California" possibly refering to Communism or being a Communist.

"Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer..."

swinging hammer by Robert Paulson July 9, 2006

thunder hammer 

A sexual posistion in which the male holds his boner to his chest, and releases it to smack the female in the face. Similar to a thunder fuck.

If a Dirty Sanchez is not your forte, then give her a thunder hammer to make your day.

thunder hammer by Philly K. September 30, 2006

meat hammer 

a term used to describe the act of shitting after a large meat dinner. This term refers particularly to both the power of the shit and the distinct rotten meat aroma left in the stall after completion of said event.

That gyro went right through me I need to hit the bathroom and drop the meat hammer.

meat hammer by MrPrefect July 22, 2006