oh my goose

what you say when you feel embarrassed for someone.

annoying girl's boyfriend walks into the room and she stands up in front of everyone and hugs him. (so that everyone can see)

You then whipser this to your friend

"Oh my goose."

by JEP November 23, 2007

happy valley/goose bay

The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.

I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

loose goose

A person (generally a female) who is chronically vagile.


Note: many girls become loose gooses as they progress through high school.

That girl needs to stop being so goddamn vagile, she's turning into a loose goose.

by owanderhoffe April 14, 2004

who goose the moose

swaying ur crotch back and forth with your legs wide open trying to swing your dick into your ass hole

hey joe, i totally beat who goose the moose last night

by Clayton Kaiser November 12, 2008

grey goose it

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk

yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?

by Jove88 June 11, 2008

Loose Goose

When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.

Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.

by mrgconn May 2, 2019

mother grey goose

the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.

Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.

Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.

by the original MGG July 19, 2009