floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.

I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.

by nikolajboarzersnev June 14, 2016

Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.

Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it

by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016

floor pants

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.

Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.

by DocDFA August 19, 2016

Flooter

Like a scooter, but it floats on water and transports HUMANS.

When they see me on my flooter, no one can resist me.

by Ledzz_ September 8, 2016

Floofy Doge

A really fluffy dog.

"Hannah, look! A floofy doge!!!!"

by RogueRebel01 November 1, 2016

floozeng

The act of beheading someone's spouse and ejaculating into ones neck while snogging the head of the beheaded

It was a boring day until I started floozeng

by FlooZ KinG December 6, 2016

floophy

Adjective: Having the qualities of fluffiness, fuzziness. May infer a level of floppiness.

Westies are so floophy when their hair gets really long.

Damn, that dog is floophy as ass hell.

by MrElwood January 9, 2017