Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

Prostate Examination

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Did you hear about my Prostate Examination? It caused the world eternal damnation!

by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025

oral exam

Refers to where a chick gives yer love-pipe a thorough "inspection" wif her lips and tongue (apparently not being satisfied with just looking at it and checking it out with her hands) to ensure dat it's to her liking prior to letting you put it between her legs.

Another benefit of giving a guy an oral exam is dat you can get him to expend his load right before you offer him your vagina, so dat he'll be freshly "pre-drained" and thus you can skip da yucky condom and gleefully savor da feel of his bare cock rubbing against yer love-tunnel, but won't hafta worry about him releasing any unexpected ejaculations inside of you and getting you pregnant.

by QuacksO November 23, 2025

Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017

harvey lathburys exam question

annotate the text from the legendary harvey lathburys famous book ‘shakespeare doesn’t even rhyme’

‘i was shook’th when i saw that bumbaclart bad man walk through the door with that vigorous tone’ said half willy will, ‘ i thought he was gonna cum in me’
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tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
and fortnite
and rocket league

and fifa

and gta
and suck your mom

harvey lathburys exam questions are aids

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by green armani jacket June 16, 2019

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

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by anonymous September 14, 2020