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condo

Tall building with many rooms
American: There's her condo

Mexican: Hay su condo
by frabrizio February 28, 2017
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Condom

Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies
by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013
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condom

a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.
by Kristen H. April 15, 2008
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ass condom

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.
2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)
1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."
- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."
- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."
by Mikey Creepy Fingers May 16, 2008
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Concord

I just wanted to say that even though Concord is a rich town with kids driving BMWs to school, Acton is too. The school systems are about equal as are the average home prices. Although Concord can be determined as classier than the more "ghetto" Acton, they're both the same."Bla," you're stupid. Go away.
Concord and Acton are very similar towns.
by Someone123 July 29, 2005
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cojones

a generic term for the man's brain hemispheres.
Men think with their cojones.
by Mirko Starr February 18, 2005
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