Condom

Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies
by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013
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Porn

Something everyone watches but are embarrassed to say that they do.
Man 1: Do you watch porn?
Man 2: err... no... Why would I want to?
by Cleaningupthisplace November 15, 2013
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