can of worms 

a can. of worms.
OR
when the people at the worm factory put worms in a can. for you to buy.

i accidentally bought a can of worms at the grocery store.. oops. :o.

can of worms by hawtpants February 4, 2005

Can't Fade 

When a phrase or joke with friends is so funny that the joke cannot be unfunny or "fade". Meaning when you bring it up it will always be funny.

Maria: " Do you remember when Joe fell through the trampoline?"

Jane: "Hahaha, can't fade, can't fade!"

Can't Fade by Skitttels12 May 21, 2011

can I get a piece 

when a 3 some is going at it and another person wants to join (making it a 4 some)

(Tom, Jane,& Emma together in the corner, Bill walks up)
Bill: Can I have a piece?

can I get a piece by Pinherd April 21, 2004

Can O' Beans

Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.

Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.

Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!

Can O' Beans by poopieface1345 May 8, 2010

Can't Be Tamed 

Another pitiful song by Miley Cyrus, the wannabe girl who's trying too hard to act 25 when she's 17. Get a clue, Miley.

The song has an even more pitiful music video, another example of a 17-year-old trying to act 25. *sigh* Again, get a clue.

Girl 1: hav u herd can't be tamed, i feel so badass cuz i heard it!! i CAN'T BE TAMED, CAN'T BE TAMED!!!
Girl 2: You need help getting a life.

Can't Be Tamed by Anything Goes Tonight October 24, 2010

Can Opener 

A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.

Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?

A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.

Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.

Can Opener by Oregontrials November 30, 2009

Can I borrow a feeling? 

Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.

Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No

Can I borrow a feeling? by Hodgson May 18, 2006