Oregontrials's definitions

Can Opener

A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.

Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?

A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.

Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.

by Oregontrials November 30, 2009

WFB

Well-Fucked Bitch. This is actually an outlandish female hairstyle. The gist of this is that you see a woman in a coffee shop easting breakfast in an evening dress, usually in a morning-after scenario and her hair is just all wild and out of control.

Some women will intentionally style their hair "well-fucked bitch".

Oh my, there goes another WFB.

by Oregontrials September 26, 2010

chakra release

Hand-job. Thank you Al Gore for this definition.

How much extra for a Chakra Release?

by Oregontrials July 22, 2010

TMV

Too many vaginas.

The girls took a long road trip and there was constant bickering. It was a clear case of TMV.

by Oregontrials January 1, 2009

O.C. Crushed

O.C. Orange County Crushed: An older (usually rich, cougar-type) woman characterized by plastic surgery gone awry or the result of horrific surgical choices like perky double ds on a 50-year-old.

Did you see that cougar? She's been O.C. crushed! Code blue--get Dr. 90210!

by Oregontrials April 1, 2009