CTA

CTA

Cock Taking Ass

This girl last night had a CTA

by saymos34 June 8, 2013

ctg

A person who research information from the internet and publish it to people by using IRC as mediator.

<Insider-X> If I wouldn't know better, I would say ctg is infected by http spamming worm.

by ctg May 9, 2004

CTR

An acronym used by Mormons that stands for "Choose The Right". Obviously they are not talking about choosing the right contraceptive method since they all have a billion kids so they can populate their own planet for all time and eternity. Though Mormons will swear up and down that they are Christian, they couldn't just use the acronym that Christians use (WWJD: what would Jesus do) because they don't really care about Jesus, but instead, are obsessed with Joseph Smith, a crazy magician who read magical tablets telling him to start a new religion. Brilliant.

Mormon girl to another Mormon girl at singles ward: "Oh my heck, I really like your CTR bracelet. I hope you get married soon."

by funwithc4 March 1, 2009

cTs

A cool Christian clan with a lot of nice people and good servers for hl mods.

That cTs server has a lot of people man!

by Molten Lava February 22, 2005

CTCM

CTCM stands for "Cool Tess Class Moment", a term coined by the glorious Mr. Cash. CTCM may also stand for "Crazy Tess Class Moment." Noun: a moment in class when Tess says something completely random, such as "My brain told me to." or "My amoeba would like some chicken."

A CTCM in Math class, regarding imaginary/complex numbers:

Mr. Cash: "What is i^4?"
Tess: "1..."
Mr. Cash: "Good. Care to explain to the stupid people why that is?"
Tess: "uhhh..no."
Mr. Cash: "..."
Tess: "Uh my brain told me to?"
Mr. Cash: "Did you listen to it when it explained how?"
Tess: "No."
Mr. Cash: *goes on to pretend he is Tess' brain while speaking in a British accent.*

-FIN-

by the greatest person ever January 14, 2008

CTG

Close The Gap! When you are behind a driver that leaves more than 1 car length between his/her car and the car in front.

What an a*hole in front of me, CTG for God sakes.

by McBools October 14, 2011

CTM

Chicken Tikka Masala.
A food of Indian ethnicity that when enjoyed orgasmically, one often finds himself sitting on the toilet for an excruciably long time.

Anshul: "Yo Preeti, I wanna shower in the CTM."
Anshul: "Why'd you let Tom make off with that CTM."
Tom: "I've been sitting in the bathroom all night. Thank you CTM."
Preeti: "If a guy tasted like CTM, I would superman that hoe."

by Tomtikkamasala November 15, 2007