CTCM
CTCM stands for "Cool Tess Class Moment", a term coined by the glorious Mr. Cash. CTCM may also stand for "Crazy Tess Class Moment." Noun: a moment in class when Tess says something completely random, such as "My brain told me to." or "My amoeba would like some chicken."
A CTCM in Math class, regarding imaginary/complex numbers:
Mr. Cash: "What is i^4?"
Tess: "1..."
Mr. Cash: "Good. Care to explain to the stupid people why that is?"
Tess: "uhhh..no."
Mr. Cash: "..."
Tess: "Uh my brain told me to?"
Mr. Cash: "Did you listen to it when it explained how?"
Tess: "No."
Mr. Cash: *goes on to pretend he is Tess' brain while speaking in a British accent.*
-FIN-
Mr. Cash: "What is i^4?"
Tess: "1..."
Mr. Cash: "Good. Care to explain to the stupid people why that is?"
Tess: "uhhh..no."
Mr. Cash: "..."
Tess: "Uh my brain told me to?"
Mr. Cash: "Did you listen to it when it explained how?"
Tess: "No."
Mr. Cash: *goes on to pretend he is Tess' brain while speaking in a British accent.*
-FIN-
CTCM by the greatest person ever January 14, 2008
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