CTCM 

CTCM stands for "Cool Tess Class Moment", a term coined by the glorious Mr. Cash. CTCM may also stand for "Crazy Tess Class Moment." Noun: a moment in class when Tess says something completely random, such as "My brain told me to." or "My amoeba would like some chicken."

A CTCM in Math class, regarding imaginary/complex numbers:

Mr. Cash: "What is i^4?"
Tess: "1..."
Mr. Cash: "Good. Care to explain to the stupid people why that is?"
Tess: "uhhh..no."
Mr. Cash: "..."
Tess: "Uh my brain told me to?"
Mr. Cash: "Did you listen to it when it explained how?"
Tess: "No."
Mr. Cash: *goes on to pretend he is Tess' brain while speaking in a British accent.*

-FIN-

CTCM by the greatest person ever January 14, 2008

CTCM 

CTCM stands for "Cool Tess Class Moment", a term coined by the glorious Mr. Cash. CTCM may also stand for "Crazy Tess Class Moment." Noun: a moment in class when Tess says something completely random, such as "My brain told me to." or "My amoeba would like some chicken."

A CTCM in Math class, regarding imaginary/complex numbers:

Mr. Cash: "What is i^4?"
Tess: "1..."
Mr. Cash: "Good. Care to explain to the stupid people why that is?"
Tess: "uhhh..no."
Mr. Cash: "..."
Tess: "Uh my brain told me to?"
Mr. Cash: "Did you listen to it when it explained how?"
Tess: "No."
Mr. Cash: *goes on to pretend he is Tess' brain while speaking in a British accent.*

-FIN-

CTCM by the greatest person ever January 14, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004